dia lying to them. Imagine finding out for the first time, well you know he's not a felon technically and the odds of him becoming one just went really small. Are you aware of that? They're not going to like it.

I saw a funny comment from just a user on X named John Eckel and he wrote this one sentence that made me laugh. He goes, man journalists are going to be so surprised when they hear about all of Joe's shady business dealings. Do we have another round of this where the Democrats suddenly find out that Joe Biden has some shady connections to money from other countries? Are they going to say, hey, if we get a scoop for you, we think some of Hunter's money from China and Ukraine may have ended up in Joe Biden's pockets. I know, I know, hard to believe.

Well here's the good news. President Biden says grocery costs are too high for families across the country and we have a plan to tackle them. It's good he wasn't specific about the plan. But I do have some behind the curtain, a little special, I guess you could call it breaking news and maybe an exclusive. Really an exclusive. I do know Joe Biden's plan for making your groceries cost less. It's something called Ozempic and you get it in a shot and the shots will be mandatory.

What? Now why are you laughing? No that's a good plan. What, did you miss a whole pandemic? If there's something that can save your health and it's happening like all over the country, the government can make you get a shot now. What would you call obesity? What would kill more people, the pandemic or obesity? Well you know the answer. Obesity will be far more deadly than the pandemic. Now if the pandemic caused them to force you to get shots to go to school and work and travel and stuff, why would they not do the same thing for grocery prices? You could cut your grocery prices in half by eating less. So I think he's going to reduce the demand for groceries by giving mandatory Ozempic shots because why not?

Let me put it in a different way. If the president sat down in front of you and said what was your reasoning for making these COVID shots mandatory, and he would say something like well COVID was a deadly thing and we had to make sure I was protecting the country and if I hadn't people would have died. Now you could argue about the reality of that but that would be their case, their argument for why they made it mandatory for let's say flying and stuff like that was that it was a big health crisis and there was a treatment, the shot, and so the government thought it should make it somewhat mandatory, at least they would pressure you to get it.

How is that different from obesity? Find me any way that that's different. Obesity is more dangerous. There is a shot you can take that has some side effects. It's not risk-free but it's been tested. Why not make 300 million doses and just start giving that stuff to every overweight person in the country? Can you imagine how much better our health would be if we had mandatory Ozempic shots? No I'm not in favor of it in case this gets taken out of context, of course. But tell me what's the difference. See that's the interesting thing. There isn't any. There isn't.

All right. So it looks like MSNBC is going to pivot their hoaxes from Biden is sharp to the January 6 zombie hoax. It's a zombie hoax because as obviously not true as it is, it can't die. And they're going to call it the big lie that the election was rigged. The big lie. What would be a bigger lie than the presi