Back to episode — Episode 2702 CWSA 12/27/24
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Stocks are down a little bit, but nobody really cares about the day before the weekend of Christmas week. That doesn't even count. Let's find my comments. Make sure these are working. Perfect. Everything's going my way today. Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams, and I'll bet you've never had a bette
← Previous segment →r time. But if you'd like to take this experience up to levels that no one can even comprehend with their tiny shiny human brains, all you need is a cup or mug or a glass or a tanker or a chalice or a canteen or a jug or a flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip. Oh, so good.
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study that says that coffee is good for your health. Checking notes. Oh yeah, there is. There's a new study. It says that coffee consumption can improve the gut bacteria and reduces your cancer risk. It strengthens your immune system and reduces your inflammation, according to Nutrition Insight. And you know this, of course. I'm a professional humorist, so suddenly I'm wondering about, you know, I…
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