study that says that coffee is good for your health. Checking notes. Oh yeah, there is. There's a new study. It says that coffee consumption can improve the gut bacteria and reduces your cancer risk. It strengthens your immune system and reduces your inflammation, according to Nutrition Insight. And you know this, of course. I'm a professional humorist, so suddenly I'm wondering about, you know, I'm not a Biblical scholar, so there's some things I don't know about. But I wonder if back in Jesus's time, do you think he ever just said, well, I think I can cure your leprosy. Boom. And he'd use his heavenly powers. But what if somebody had a smaller problem? They're like, hey, I've got this little inflammation in my back. Did Jesus also use his heavenly powers, or did he say, let's just have a coffee? Why don't you come have a coffee with me? You'll be fine. That's just something I wonder as a professional writer.

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