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Back to episode — Episode 2763 CWSA 02/27/25

The stock market isn't too happy today. Big surprise. I always expected it would have to pull back a little bit. Surprising nobody.

Well, let's get ready for a show. Let me get my comments working. Come on, baby. All right, everything's working this morning, including me. I need my first jolt though. Oh, there we go. That's good.

Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams, and you've never had a better time. But if you'd like to see if

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you can take this experience up to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny human brains, all you need for that is a cup, mug, or a glass, or a tankard, or a chalice, or a canteen, or a thermos, or a flask, or a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine at the end of the day, the thing that make…

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