Back to episode — Episode 2763 CWSA 02/27/25
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The stock market isn't too happy today. Big surprise. I always expected it would have to pull back a little bit. Surprising nobody. Well, let's get ready for a show. Let me get my comments working. Come on, baby. All right, everything's working this morning, including me. I need my first jolt though. Oh, there we go. That's good. Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civ…
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Well, if you're subscribing to the Dilbert comic, which continues every day, and you can get it on the X platform
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—just look at my profile and subscribe—or you can get it on Locals, you would know that Dilbert's CEO is trying to do a DOGE project on his own company, trying to reduce expenses, and he's trying to do it with a scalpel, not a chainsaw. Now, not a real scalpel, but you know, figuratively. It's not working out. Yeah, it's not working out that well. But you'd have to subscribe to know what went wron…
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