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SimultaneousSip General Commentary

Back to episode — Episode 3048 CWSA 12/20/25

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Good morning. Well, let's see what happens this morning. I'm using my phone to stream because all of my charging devices died at the same time. So I've got a little bit of power on my phone and I'm using the Rumble Studio on the phone, which looks to me like it has stretched my image. Is that what's happening? And also, I can't see your comments for some reason. Why would I not be able to see yo…

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lem with the power. I don't know.

So by coincidence, I have a good friend who is in the same hospital waiting for his wife to give birth. So he might bring me a charging brick after the show, because it's a long day if you don't have a phone and you're sitting in a hospital bed. But if you do, you're perfectly entertained.

All right. Let's see if I can find the simultaneous sip because I certainly do not remember it. Oh, here we go. Everybody, you ready? Raise your cup. All you need is a cup or a mug or a glass, a canteen, sugar flask, a vessel of any kind, and fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee, but I only have water. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip.

Gross. I have to admit I love ice water. I didn't always, but at the moment I do.

All right, le

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t's check in on the stories of the day. There's a story about a company that makes an exoskeleton for people like me. Might have to check that out. So apparently we made a major attack on Syria. Oh, that feels good. We're striking very strongly against ISIS targets in Syria. Okay. Well, so I guess we're at war with something ISIS. Fifty strikes on ISIS targets in Syria. This is in the Post Millen…

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