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Wisdom for — May 24, 2026

"A press release always looked like AI wrote it. So to me it seems like the most natural thing that you would replace with AI 'cause it's not going to get worse."

Corporate press releases have always sounded like they were written by AI, making them an ideal task to automate since the quality cannot decline.

"The world never stays the same. And if you're not moving and everything does you're either getting bigger or you're getting smaller. And once you realize that that's like almost an unbreakable rule then you can sort of see the future."

The world is constantly changing, so standing still while everything moves means you're effectively getting smaller. Recognizing this as an unbreakable rule lets you predict the future more clearly.

"The thing that I'm learning is that at some level of crime, they do chase you from country to country and kill you. That seems to be like a real thing."

At a certain threshold of criminal scale, perpetrators will hunt whistleblowers internationally and eliminate them. This is a sobering reality of high-stakes wrongdoing.

"We live in awe that all of that went on for so long and thousands of people were aware of it and nothing happened. Thousands knew about it and nothing happened."

Large-scale corruption can persist for years even when thousands know about it, because coordinated silence and threats keep everyone in line.

"I feel like the only reason they need humans is for that last part from the truck to the door. And the only reason they need that is because it'll keep the robots from being attacked. I feel like the robots could already do that, but it would lack some humanity."

The last mile of delivery may still require humans not because robots are incapable, but because people would attack fully robotic deliverers. A human element provides social protection.

"I think women make it possible and introduce wokeness, but I think men also use it as a weapon. So women create wokeness and then men weaponize it."

Women create the conditions for woke culture to emerge, but men exploit it as a strategic weapon against rivals.

"If you look at the Democratic Party, you'll see that it became super woke at the same time it became essentially a woman's party."

The Democratic Party turned strongly woke at the exact moment it transformed into a women's party.

"By now the narrative has solidified and there's almost nobody who believes it was only about drugs... the deeper you dig, the more good it looks for the United States."

Geopolitical stories start with competing simplistic explanations and gradually coalesce into a coherent bigger picture; the more closely you examine the situation, the more strategic advantage it reveals for your side.

"I'm not saying they won't, because if you narrow the domain, AI can do well. And this would be a case of narrowing the domain."

AI becomes reliable when you strictly limit its scope to a narrow, well-defined domain.

"You can't just make yourself think less about bad things. You have to fill up whatever mental shelf space you have with positive ones."

Negative thoughts cannot be removed through direct suppression; they must be crowded out by filling your mind with positive material.

"If you fill the space you have with positive things then the negative thoughts will sort of atrophy. So that is exactly my shelf space theory. I got there by knowing hypnosis."

Fill your mental space with positive thoughts and negative ones will weaken and fade away. This mental model is my shelf space theory, which I discovered through hypnosis.

"You can sort of predict the future by the fact that something is either growing or shrinking because things just never stay the same."

You can predict future outcomes by watching whether key factors are growing or shrinking, since nothing stays static for long.

"You've got two shrinking countries and maybe the winner will be who shrinks the least."

In a conflict where both sides are declining, the winner may be the one that shrinks the least.

"Your negotiation for that would be strong under the condition that you're definitely going to take it by force if you have to. Now that people believe that Trump would just march the army in and take it if they can't make a deal to sell it, that puts them in a pretty strong negotiating position."

Negotiations become far more powerful when the other side genuinely believes you will use force if talks fail. A credible threat of action strengthens your position dramatically.

"International law probably doesn't even exist. What is really happening is whoever has the power exercises the power and then we put some nice layer of narrative on top of it."

International law is mostly fiction. Those with power simply act, then add a justifying story afterward to make it sound legitimate.

"This is yet again my example of wanting versus deciding. Trump has clearly moved out of the wanting phase and he's into the deciding phase."

There is a profound difference between wanting an outcome and deciding to make it happen. Trump has shifted from the former to the latter.

"In any poll on any topic, 25% will have the stupidest answer. Just batshit crazy."

No matter the subject, roughly 25% of respondents in any poll will reliably pick the most irrational or uninformed answer.

"There will always be 25% who just are batshit crazy and can't see the difference between a big win and a big loss. And I always wonder if you see somebody in that 25%, what else do they get wrong? Are they literally the stupid ones?"

There will always be about 25% of people who can't distinguish a major victory from a major defeat. Spotting them raises the question of whether they are wrong about nearly everything and represent the truly unintelligent.

"Candace Owens is so entertaining. If you accept her hypothesis as some kind of fact, you're probably not on board at all. But if you look at her entire package of content and you say, "What's the most entertaining thing you could hear?" Well, she's really good at that. She knows how to make something entertaining."

The key to Candace Owens' appeal is entertainment, not literal truth. She excels at figuring out and delivering the most entertaining version of any topic.

"Usually if somebody hears something that works, they say, 'Oh, that sounds good, so I'll just say it too.' But I don't think it happens on both sides."

Effective messages spread organically on one side because people hear them and naturally repeat what works, while the other side appears to rely on coordinated memos.

"It was so obviously a talking point and not something that they were feeling in any important way, and nobody cares about weirdness. It just has a free-floating idea. So I think the inauthenticity of it made it impossible to work."

Persuasion fails when it feels inauthentic. Forced talking points that don't reflect genuine belief have no impact, even if the underlying strategy seems sound.

"Countries and organizations and movements, they either grow or they shrink. If you're not growing, you are definitely shrinking. One of those is an existential threat. And one of those gives you a real good chance for a better future."

Countries, organizations, and movements either grow or shrink; there is no stable middle ground. Shrinking is an existential threat while growth sets up a better future.

"If you feel uncomfortable with whatever the president is doing, the military is doing, the thing you should look at is, is this making the US stronger and growing or is it working in the other direction? If the answer is yes, this makes the US grow and be more important, I would argue that that is probably more important than whatever your moral or constitutional arguments are, which are also important."

When judging controversial presidential or military moves, first ask if the action makes the country stronger and promotes growth. National growth can outweigh moral or constitutional objections.

"You're either growing or shrinking. And as soon as you put that frame on it, then everything that Trump has been doing lately makes perfect sense, especially asserting the Monroe Doctrine like it's never been asserted before."

Nations and powers are always either growing their influence or shrinking. Viewing geopolitics through this lens makes strong assertive moves like reinvoking the Monroe Doctrine a logical necessity.

"It's not even their job to tell us the truth. In fact telling us the truth might work against our interests."

Intelligence agencies like the CIA aren't in the business of telling the public the truth, because disclosure could actively harm national interests.

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