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Wisdom for — May 24, 2026

"Presidents don't have any control over the school boards and the school boards decide what the schools teach. The teachers unions decide what gets taught directly or indirectly."

Presidents have no direct power over school curriculum, which is controlled locally by school boards and teachers' unions.

"Nobody in the news or in the hearings ever asked them, 'What was your intention?' If you ask them what they were doing, they would have said they were trying to save the government. And they would mean it because they believed it was an obviously rigged election."

To correctly interpret events, you must understand the participants' intentions, which are shaped by what they genuinely believe is true. Those at January 6 believed the election was stolen and saw their actions as saving democracy, not overthrowing the government.

"I feel like the best way to understand him is the turd in the punch bowl analogy. Young men would think it's the funniest thing that happened to them all week. They're not in favor of turds. They're not drinking the punch. They just can't look away because it's a show that is a spectacle."

To grasp certain provocative figures, picture them as a literal turd dropped in the party punch bowl. Most adults leave in disgust, but young men find the outrageous spectacle hilarious and can't stop watching—even though they don't endorse or partake in it.

"Sometimes it's useful to have a goal, but it's not going to be useful unless you've got a system that makes sense. It would be a terrible system to use a stranger's t-shirt as a starting point of that conversation."

Knowing what someone believes can be a valid goal, but you still need a practical system for discovering it. Starting by interrogating them over an obscure slogan on a stranger's shirt is an ineffective and inflammatory approach.

"I don't think anybody needs to apologize or explain someone else's shirt just because they took a selfie with them. And I would also say there will always be an audience for the turd in the punch bowl."

You shouldn't have to defend or apologize for another person's offensive shirt simply because you took a selfie with them. Provocative spectacles will always draw an eager audience, especially among disaffected young men.

"If you think you can protect your privacy, you can't. Your privacy was always going to disappear and it wouldn't matter who's in charge. The utility of taking your privacy away is just too high."

Privacy cannot be protected and was always destined to vanish regardless of which party holds power, because its value for law enforcement is overwhelmingly irresistible.

"If you're worried about it happening, maybe what you should worry about is not doing anything that can be discovered that you would not want to be discovered because a full lack of privacy is just guaranteed in the future."

Rather than fight the inevitable loss of privacy, live so that you wouldn't mind all your actions becoming public.

"As soon as there's a robot in every house, you'd better not break any laws."

Once household robots become common, lawbreaking will carry extreme risk because they can easily be converted into government surveillance devices.

"There are functional lies, there's functional propaganda, and sometimes you need that to hold the country together. If you really drill down on all of our biggest issues, I think you'd find that there's a functional fiction for almost everything that works better than the truth."

Many core societal challenges are held together by functional fictions that deliver better results than the unfiltered truth.

"If you could convince the businesses that next year is going to be even better even if you don't know that to be true, it would convince them to invest. And then once they invest, it becomes true."

Optimistic forecasts can drive investments that transform the prediction into reality, even if the forecast wasn't certain at the start.

"Optimism, which is not really always based on truth, is very functional. Democracy and capitalism specifically require some kind of enlightened propaganda, meaning that you're doing it for people's best interests."

Optimism and enlightened propaganda that serve the public good are essential operating systems for democracy and capitalism.

"Nothing is smarter than being able to change your mind. So instead of thinking of your ability to change your mind as a weakness, you should think of it as a strength, almost a superpower."

The ability to change your mind is not a weakness but one of the smartest strengths you can have—essentially a superpower.

"I've never once in my life, not once, did anybody give me a hard time for changing my mind, but a lot of times people have given me credit for changing my mind. It really is a one-way street."

Admitting you changed your mind based on good reasons never draws criticism and often earns respect—it's a one-way street to looking better.

"If you observe them changing their mind, you should immediately bump up your impression of their mental capacity."

When you see someone genuinely change their mind with good reason, immediately upgrade your assessment of their intelligence.

"taking out the top leaders is an excellent long-term strategy because eventually you've taken out all the capable people and the only people left to assume control are less capable."

Systematically eliminating an enemy's top leaders is an effective long-term strategy because it depletes the supply of competent successors, leaving only less capable people in charge.

"I'm a proud narcissist, but only if I'm creating value for other people. I would be happy to be praised for what I did right, but only if it made a difference."

It's reasonable to embrace narcissistic traits when they drive you to create value for others rather than just seeking personal gain.

"we absolutely cannot predict what the world looks like in five years, much less 10 years, much less 18, it's hard to imagine that things would stay as stable as they are now such that this goes the way you think it would go. The changes in the world are just so big. You know, debt plus AI plus robots."

Long-term policies are nearly impossible to evaluate because the world changes so dramatically and unpredictably from forces like debt, AI, and robotics.

"People confuse intentional with being slippery. Intentional would be predictable. If you knew somebody was intentionally driving something in some direction, that would be somewhat predictable."

People often mistake intentional behavior for evasiveness, but truly intentional actions are actually more predictable, not erratic.

"If you simply frame the situation that way, a spy is going to assume that you're going to turn him in if you stop spying for them or at least be at risk."

Skillful reframing can imply serious consequences without making an explicit threat, changing how the other person perceives their options.

"The power of positive thinking."

A positive mindset can produce measurable improvements in your physical state.

"Even if it looks super obvious that the politicians were at fault, even then there's always another side. If you're not going to hear the other side, I don't know if you should spend too much time hypnotizing yourself on one side."

No matter how clearly one side seems right, there is always another perspective. Avoid consuming one-sided content that hypnotizes you into ignoring alternatives.

"You could totally disrupt this mature science area without actually having any science background. It would be so easy because no one else is trying. There's no one even trying."

You can disrupt a mature field without relevant expertise because nobody is even attempting the obvious next steps.

"A difference between Republicans and Democrats is that Democrats try to tell you what to think... this is moral, this is immoral, this is right, this is wrong. And Republicans try to tell you how to think."

Democrats prescribe specific beliefs about what's right or wrong, while Republicans teach methods and frameworks for thinking independently.

"If you simply watch how Elon Musk approaches any problem... if you simply observe them over time, you learn how to approach problems. And then you can take that model and build it into your own world. Tremendously valuable."

Observing how effective thinkers like Elon Musk solve problems lets you absorb their mental models and adapt them to your own life.

"He didn't just say free speech is good. Hey everybody, why don't you practice some free speech? Nope. He showed you how to get it. He showed you how to get there. Sometimes you got to buy the company."

Rather than just advocating for ideals like free speech, demonstrate the path to achieving them—even if it means buying the platform.

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