why would the Pentagon need a plan? The entire country is 56,000 people, mostly in one place, and they seem to be fairly pro-MAGA, pro-American. And if it were up to them and not Denmark who owns them, if it were just up to the people in Greenland, it's kind of looking like they might be okay with this idea. But I think it's funny that anybody would ask the Pentagon if they have a conquest plan for Greenland when all they really needed was Don Jr. and Charlie Kirk to fly over there and take some selfies. Now to be fair, Don Jr. and Charlie Kirk taking selfies with the locals is not enough to conquer a country. It's not enough. They might have to go back two or three more times and take more selfies. That should be enough. I think three to four trips of Don Jr. and Charlie Kirk taking selfies, the whole island surrenders. Then we just have to work on a deal with Denmark. So no military needed. Just Don and Charlie.

All right. Senator Rick Scott has introduced some legislation to stop the changing of the clocks twice a year. I keep wanting to have an opinion on that, but I don't. And I'm going to admit why. Because I don't know what change they're talking about. It's too hard for me to figure out the whole hour backwards, hour forwards. But if they standardize it, which one are they standardizing on? Because I never know which one is which. Which one's the base case? I don't kn