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Episode 860 Scott Adams - Relaxing You Before Bed

Episode #860 Mar 20, 2020 23:34 10,883 views

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Opening General Commentary

Hey everybody, how are you? It's time for a bonus edition of Coffee with Scott Adams without the coffee, because it's not coffee time, it's bedtime. And while you need to drift off to sleep, there's a little bit more of me. Apparently I mean ostensibly, but here you are, here we are.

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MainContent Cognitive Reframing

I just wanted to remind you that the finest minds in the universe are working on solving your coronavirus problem. And I think we've turned the corner. Not in terms of people who get it or people who sadly pass. There's going to be a little more of that. But here's my prediction: when we get on the…

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Tangent Media & Fake News

And by the way, I hope that you enjoy the fact that I didn't do my second afternoon Periscope to conflict with Tucker. I think Tucker has gone from talk show host or whatever he calls himself to national treasure. And he's one of the most productive people in the business. Not just productive in ter…

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QandA General Commentary

Somebody says, is my brother Mike here? Mike, are you here? Your brother's looking for you. Well, LA is locked down. Yes. How many of you, I almost hate to ask this, but how many of you are enjoying the lockdown? Be honest. Because it's a weird kind of emergency. Nobody enjoyed World War II. Everybo…

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MainContent Systems vs Goals

You know, I actually thought it would be a lot worse than it is. But largely because I decided that part of my objective for the lockdown is that I would work on my fitness. And that's been really good. I feel healthier than I think I've felt in years. And it's because I've made my fitness my job. I…

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MainContent The Golden Age

So anyway, somebody says I missed the stores and restaurants and bars. You know, there's never been anything quite like what we're experiencing. Just nothing like it. Certainly if you lived through 9/11 you saw the country come together as one. But the weird part about that is that by the time we ca…

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MainContent Economics & Finance

I'll tell you one thing that I'm feeling at this point. In the optimistic case, our government and our public can keep our small businesses hanging on. And it's really a case of hanging on. Because I'm pretty committed, and I'm sure there are other people who didn't lose their income during this tim…

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MainContent Economics & Finance

Now here's a thought experiment. I understand it's actually complicated for the government to give people money, right? It's sort of complicated because I guess there are lots of agencies involved and there's a big machinery of government at everything. And so since we're in an emergency, I thought,…

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MainContent Cognitive Reframing

How many of you know somebody or know somebody who knows somebody who actually has the coronavirus? Because let me warn you about what's coming in case you're not ready for this. So aside from the obvious fact that there will be more infections, the next few weeks are gonna get ugly. There's just no…

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QandA Politics as Persuasion

What is your thoughts on the Trump UBI? You know, I haven't looked at the details. I'll look at them in the morning before I Periscope. But my understanding is he's getting praise from, it's almost impossible even like barely comes out of my mouth, but Ilhan Omar I think and Pressley praised him too…

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MainContent Cognitive Reframing

Yeah. Are you ready for that? Are you ready for, you know, I don't want to be over-optimistic and get people's hopes up. But I feel like the person who is the most optimistic is also going to be the most right, given what we've just learned in the last 48 hours about the depths of human, or the heig…

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MainContent Economics & Finance

All right, uh, turns out I didn't take any calls and I'm gonna have to go in a moment. But I'll let you know. What about the stock market? So I don't make stock or financial advice except diversification. But I'll make this comment. What kind of investments are people likely to make once they feel t…

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Closing General Commentary

Gotta go. My door is here. Helping the local community. Talk to you later.

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Hey everybody, how are you? It's time for a bonus edition of Coffee with Scott Adams without the coffee, because it's not coffee time, it's bedtime. And while you need to drift off to sleep, there's a little bit more of me. Apparently I mean ostensibly, but here you are, here we are.

I just wanted to remind you that the finest minds in the universe are working on solving your coronavirus problem. And I think we've turned the corner. Not in terms of people who get it or people who sadly pass. There's going to be a little more of that. But here's my prediction: when we get on the other end of this, we are going to be amazed at how well we did.

The things that people are going to learn, and they're going to learn them pretty quickly, is that saying something should have been done differently in the fog of war is not sure it's the thing. What does matter is whether you quickly correct. And we've seen our government and our citizens try, try, try, and quickly correct. And the corrections have been stunning.

I think the first try, the first attitude, the first guess, the first hunch, the first instinct, it's sort of luck, sort of guessing. In any situation, you always have a variety of opinions. Somebody's gonna be right because you have a variety. If you have people who say yes and people who say no, well, it's gonna go one way or the other. So I think we should be generous with how things start. But probably in the end we're going to be very proud about how things end.

And by the way, I hope that you enjoy the fact that I didn't do my second afternoon Periscope to conflict with Tucker. I think Tucker has gone from talk show host or whatever he calls himself to national treasure. And he's one of the most productive people in the business. Not just productive in terms of producing content, he does a lot of that too, but productive in terms of his content makes a difference in a way that it seems like other hosts wish they could be doing. So he was quite impactful and has been quite a patriot, if I may say, especially with this coronavirus coverage.

Somebody says, is my brother Mike here? Mike, are you here? Your brother's looking for you. Well, LA is locked down. Yes. How many of you, I almost hate to ask this, but how many of you are enjoying the lockdown? Be honest. Because it's a weird kind of emergency. Nobody enjoyed World War II. Everybody was affected in such a bad way that nobody ever had a good day for a long time. But the weird thing about this is being forced to stay home and work less and eat the food they hoarded. It's not the worst thing in the world.

You know, I actually thought it would be a lot worse than it is. But largely because I decided that part of my objective for the lockdown is that I would work on my fitness. And that's been really good. I feel healthier than I think I've felt in years. And it's because I've made my fitness my job. It's one thing to say, well, you know, I've got my priorities and I'm gonna try to work in a little eating right and exercising and stuff. That's most people's normal attitude. But as soon as this coronavirus looked like the real thing, I said to myself, well, I'm not gonna go easy. If the coronavirus is coming for me, I'm not gonna make it easy. I'm gonna be so immunity hardened by my own actions. First of all, I'm gonna feel a sense of doing something. And we humans need to do something. If you're in a bad situation, the best thing you can do is find something productive you can do. It's the doing that makes you feel better.

So anyway, somebody says I missed the stores and restaurants and bars. You know, there's never been anything quite like what we're experiencing. Just nothing like it. Certainly if you lived through 9/11 you saw the country come together as one. But the weird part about that is that by the time we came together, the damage was done. There was still a war that we can debate forever, two wars that we can debate forever. But it wasn't quite this. We've never seen the problem coming toward us. Well, now it's a close quarters fight at this point. But we've never all focused on solving this problem, the entire world simultaneously at once. And no matter how many times I say that, I feel like I need to keep pointing that out because this is one of the most remarkable experiences in humanity.

I mean, there's a nonzero chance that on the other end of this we can turn the next pandemic into two weeks of home vacation. Because think about how much we are learning from this pandemic. Let me really think about it. All the things we've learned. Because a lot of these meds have such high chances of working that even if one of the ones that they're talking about isn't the one, you still got several of them that look pretty promising. And several vaccinations. And we've got detection kits. A year from now our ability to instantly ramp up ventilators and detection kits and set up roadblocks and shut down the public and say, what, two week vacation everybody, send out some checks. We're gonna have a little framework built after this so that the next pandemic, and apparently the experts say you're always gonna get one, the next one could turn out to be a lot closer to the common cold if we're as smart as we can be about detecting and nipping it in the bud. So that's good news.

I'll tell you one thing that I'm feeling at this point. In the optimistic case, our government and our public can keep our small businesses hanging on. And it's really a case of hanging on. Because I'm pretty committed, and I'm sure there are other people who didn't lose their income during this time. There are a number of people who won't lose their income. And for them they have a lot of pent up spending. Not just because they want to get back in there, but because they'll actually literally have more money. One of the weird things about this is that I'm not spending as much money as I would. I think most people would be the same. So a lot of people are gonna have a little extra cash. And there will be a call, probably from the government, probably from President Trump, probably from friends and neighbors, to hit the local stores hard.

So whenever we get the green light, consumers are going to come back with both kindness and gratitude in a big way. Because remember, the small businesses didn't ask to close. They're willing to do it for the good of the republic because it's required. But I think the people who did well, in other words the people who didn't lose their income in this and actually maybe saved some money, I think they're gonna come back hard just the moment it's safe. And maybe it's not as simple as that. Maybe phase one will be the small businesses can open but they've got to stagger customers and seat people ten feet apart and stuff. So there might be some other phases. But there's a whole lot of spending coming your way, small businesses. I'm just gonna be peppering my little town with as much business as I can. And I think most people will do the same.

Now here's a thought experiment. I understand it's actually complicated for the government to give people money, right? It's sort of complicated because I guess there are lots of agencies involved and there's a big machinery of government at everything. And so since we're in an emergency, I thought, well, how could you shortcut that? What would be one way you could shortcut figuring out who to pay and how to pay and all that? Well, it seems like one way would be just to give everybody money.

Now you say to yourself, well Scott, that's not going to work because you'd be giving rich people money and driving up the debt and they don't need it. Why don't you be a little smarter and figure out who deserves it and doesn't deserve it? But here's the thought experiment part of it. In normal times, in a non-emergency time, you would expect a lot of bad behavior. So if somebody who didn't need the money and knew they didn't need the money got a check for a thousand dollars, would they keep it? In normal times they'd say, yeah, I paid a lot of taxes, I'm just gonna keep it. Yay, I got a thousand dollars.

But suppose the government says we don't have time to mess around, everybody's gonna get a check for a thousand dollars. This is just a thought experiment, nothing like this is gonna happen and I'm not really suggesting it, but it's a thought experiment to help you feel the situation, to read the room if you will. How many rich people would keep the money in normal times? Probably quite a few. They'd say, hey, I paid my taxes, I'll take your thousand dollars, thank you very much.

But suppose the government said we don't have time to sort this out. If you get a check and you don't need it, here's where to give it back. Here's where to give it to some agency or deposit it somewhere. How many rich people would automatically, without blinking, and even people not rich and even people who are not even doing that well, just say, you know, somebody else needs my thousand dollars. I didn't earn it. I'd rather get this small business going so I'll go give this to my local restaurant or something. How many people just wouldn't keep it? I don't know. It's an open question. Because whatever is happening now in the world, and certainly you can feel it, there's just something in the air that's connecting us all in a way that's never happened. I think it would be like a 98 percent automatic compliance. People would just look at themselves and say no, I think somebody needs it more than I do. Boom. I think it's just a guess. You can't really take a chance on that working. But maybe you could sort of say if you're doing well, pay it back or pay it forward or something of that nature.

How many of you know somebody or know somebody who knows somebody who actually has the coronavirus? Because let me warn you about what's coming in case you're not ready for this. So aside from the obvious fact that there will be more infections, the next few weeks are gonna get ugly. There's just no way around it. But then maybe in two weeks or so you're gonna see some fairly dramatic flattening of the curve. And then we'll be on top of it and wrestle it to the ground. I think it may take a while, but I think two weeks is sort of where you should look for a guaranteed it's getting worse. But after that I think there's a reason to believe we might be able to be on top of it. That's just my personal opinion. There's nobody official said anything nearly that optimistic.

Now below me, let me suggest this. If you could imagine two hypothetical people who were trying to predict how things would go from the very beginning, and one of them was an optimist about human ability and one was a pessimist who just said this virus is gonna get us all, which one of them would have been more right? Now the pessimist would have been more right at the start. It caught us off guard and oh man it's bad. So I won't say alarmist because they'd be right. You're not an alarmist if you're right. So the people who had a dark opinion of what was coming turned out to be dead right.

But from the point that humanity organized, it happened very quickly. The smartest people are the ones who predict that we beat the expectations. Because any sense, your common sense of how long things take is completely influenced by the normal world. And we're not in it anymore. We're just not in a world of friction. We're not in a world where if you say I need this to battle the coronavirus, whoever you're talking to says no. In the real world you usually get no almost every time. If you're trying to sell and you get more nos than yeses. So we went from a world of mostly no to almost overnight a world of mostly yes. And how can I help? And now that I've helped, can I help you more? And is there anything else I can do? Can I volunteer? Can I put some muscle into this? Can I put some money into it? You've never seen anything like this. It's remarkable.

I love to believe that some of this is permanent. Maybe a little bit. Maybe the memory of it. Or at least for a generation it could shape us. And I'm looking into the comments here. So here's what I wanted to warn you about. You can get a little sense of it in the comments. You know the Kevin Bacon game where everybody is six degrees of separation from everybody else? Well the Kevin Bacon effect is gonna start hitting you hard. So already I can tell you in my life I know somebody who knows somebody who got it. And I know somebody who got it, probably got it. So already the Kevin Bacon effect has hit me once directly and once a couple of levels removed but close to home.

You're all going to be Kevin Baconed to death. But keep in mind that this is a mathematical sort of illusion. The whole reason the Kevin Bacon game is so fascinating is that your common sense doesn't tell you that you could be just a few jumps away from so many famous people. And that illusion is gonna be smacking us around for a couple weeks because you're gonna hear about people all the time that you have one or two or three jumps away from. And it's going to start to feel scary because that feels close. But just keep in mind it's real easy to be a few levels away from somebody. So it's sort of an objects in the mirror appear closer than they are situation.

So this is my warning. It will feel a lot worse than it is for the next couple weeks. But it will also be worse than it is. So it's gonna be worse in terms of the number of people who have a problem with the virus. There's also going to look worse than that. So just adjust it in your mind to how much it actually is versus how much it feels like it is because you've heard of six Kevin Bacon people you know that they got it this week. Just that's just something's coming.

What is your thoughts on the Trump UBI? You know, I haven't looked at the details. I'll look at them in the morning before I Periscope. But my understanding is he's getting praise from, it's almost impossible even like barely comes out of my mouth, but Ilhan Omar I think and Pressley praised him too for leadership. And I think that has a whole lot to do with the fact that I think he went big.

So here's something, I don't want to be too political but I think it's always good if you can learn something. So with the learning in mind let me talk about some things. Normally I just want to put the politics aside but if you can learn something that's worth it. I don't think you can lose your reelection by going too hard at everything on the coronavirus. So if the best, kindest, most empathetic and smart people said I think we should give each person X amount, the smartest thing for the president to do, given remember nobody knows the right amount, right? There's nobody smart enough who knows that it's 1,000 or 2,000 or 1,500. Nobody knows the right amount. So there's a lot of judgment and guessing in that.

All right, so within that, I'm gonna have to go in a moment. So within that judgment, yeah damn it I forgot what I was going to say. I was gonna say that you don't really know what you're, if your president's doing a great job or not. But here's some things that you can count on. If the president exceeds what even the good people imagined was the right amount, and I think that would have been a smart thing to do since nobody knows the right amount. Once the people on the left have said darn it we've got to get $1,000 into everybody's hands, and I don't know if this is what happened, I'll check on this tomorrow, but if the president said $1,000, try 3,000, I have no idea if those numbers are close. But the point is if the president went bigger than even the Democrats were asking, that was exactly the right play. Because nobody knows where to go. Nobody knows the right amount. But if he goes smaller everybody's gonna blame you. If you go bigger, what's the worst that could happen? If it doesn't work he's gonna say well I still went bigger than everybody said so it still looks like the smart move even if it doesn't work. And if you went small and it doesn't work, well then you really look like you did everything wrong. So the president has one smart play which just has the advantage of also being within the zone of what we imagine would be good for the country, which is just go big. Just go hard on everything. Drop every regulation you can. He's a maniac at dropping regulations. That's working. That's working well. Removing friction.

I think he's adopted the right war general tone of this. I think his optimism about how quickly we'll get back, it's gonna be closer than anybody else's guess.

Yeah. Are you ready for that? Are you ready for, you know, I don't want to be over-optimistic and get people's hopes up. But I feel like the person who is the most optimistic is also going to be the most right, given what we've just learned in the last 48 hours about the depths of human, or the heights I guess, of human ingenuity. What you have seen in the last just 48 hours is absolutely astounding in terms of what we learned, what we figured out, what we tried, what we know, what we can do, what we can build. And now it's a contest between the manufacturing might of the world and a virus who's duplicating itself virally. Who do you bet on? I wouldn't bet against people. We're pretty good at this.

All right, uh, turns out I didn't take any calls and I'm gonna have to go in a moment. But I'll let you know. What about the stock market? So I don't make stock or financial advice except diversification. But I'll make this comment. What kind of investments are people likely to make once they feel they can put money back into the market? What kind of investments will they do? Risky investments? Well some people will because they're risky. But what do you think? What do you think will be the bias or the trend? My guess is that the trend will be towards safety. And at least within safety within the stocks world, which means diversification, which means funds like a Fortune 500 fund. So my prediction, and this is not advice, this is just a prediction of what other people are gonna do, my prediction is that the funds will do great.

Gotta go. My door is here. Helping the local community. Talk to you later.

hey everybody how are you it's time for a bonus edition of coffee who's got abs without the coffee because it's not coffee time it's bedtime and why you need to drift off to sleep there's a little bit more of me apparently I mean sound cently but here you are here we are and I just wanted to remind you that the finest minds in the universe are working on solving your coronavirus problem and I think we've turned the corner not in terms of people who get it or people who sadly pass it's going to be a little more of that but here's my prediction when we get on the other end of this we are going to be amazed now how well we did the things that people are going to learn and they're going to learn them pretty quickly is that saying something should have been done differently in the fog of war not sure it's the thing what does matter is whether you you quickly correct and we've seen our government and our citizens try try try and quickly correct and the corrections have been stunning I think the first try is the first attitude the first guests the first hunch the first the first instinct it's sort of luck sort of guessing you know in any situation somebody's you always have a variety of opinions somebody's gonna be right because you have a variety if you have people to say yes and people to say no well it's gonna go one way or the other so I think we should be generous with how things start but probably in the end we're going to be very proud about how things end and by the way I hope that you enjoy the fact that I didn't do my second afternoon periscope to conflict with Tucker I think Tucker has has gone from you know talk show host or whatever he calls himself to national treasure and he's one of the most productive people in the business not just productive in terms of producing content he does a lot of that too but productive in terms of his content makes a difference in a way that it seems like other hosts you know wish they could be doing so he was quite impactful and has been quite a I think quite a quite a patreon if I may say especially with this coronavirus coverage etc somebody says is my brother Mike here Mike are you here your brother's looking for you well la is locked down yes how many of you I almost hate to ask this but how many of you are enjoying the lockdown be honest because it's a weird kind of emergency you know nobody enjoyed you know World War two you probably everybody was affected in such a bad way that nobody ever had a good day for a long time but the weird thing about this is being forced to stay home and work less and and eat the food they hoarded it's not the worst thing in the world you know I actually thought it would be a lot worse than it is but largely because I I decided that part of my objective for the lockdown is that I would work on my fitness and and that's been really real really good I feel healthier than I think I've felt in years and it's because I've made my fitness my job you know it's one thing to say well you know I got my priorities and I'm trying I'm gonna try to work in a little you know eating right and exercising and stuff that's most people's normal attitude but as soon as this coronavirus look like the real thing I said to myself well I'm not gonna go easy if the coronavirus is coming for me I'm not gonna make it easy yeah I'm gonna be so you know immunity hardened by my own actions I'm first of all I'm gonna feel a sense of you know doing something and and we humans need to do something you know if if you're if you're in a bad situation the most the best thing you can do is find something that's productive they can do it's the doing that that makes you feel better so anyway somebody says I missed the stores and restaurants and bars you know there's never been anything quite like well we're experiencing just nothing like it certainly if you lived through 9/11 you know you saw the country you know come together as one but the weird part about that is that by the time we came together the damage was done you know there was still a war that we can debate forever two wars that we can debate forever but it wasn't quite this we've never seen the problem coming toward us from you know well now it's a it's a close quarters fight at this point but we've never all focused on solving this problem the entire world simultaneous a once and no matter how many times I say that I feel like I he'd need to keep pointing that out because this is one of the most remarkable experiences in humanity I mean there's there's a nonzero chance that's on the other end of this we can turn the next pandemic into a you know two weeks of home vacation because to think about much we were learning from this pandemic let me really think about it all the things we've learned because a lot of these these meds have such you know high chances of working that even if you know one of the ones that they're talking about isn't the one you still got several of them they look pretty promising and several vaccinations and we've got detection kits you know a year from now our ability to to instantly ramp up ventilators and detection kits and set up roadblocks and you know shut down the public and say what two-week vacation everybody send out some checks you know we're gonna have a little a little framework built after this so that the next pandemic and apparently the experts say you're always gonna get one the next one could turn out to be a lot closer to the common cold if we're as smart as we can be about you know detecting and nipping it in the bud so that's good news I'll tell you one thing that I'm feeling at this point you know in the optimistic case our government and our public can keep our small businesses hanging on in it's really a case of hanging on because you know I'm pretty committed and I'm sure there are other people who didn't lose their income during this time you know their number of people won't lose their income and for them they have a lot of pent up spending and you know not just because they they want to get back in there but because they'll actually literally have more money you know one of the weird things about this is that you know I'm not spending as much money as they would I think most people that would be the same so a lot of people are gonna have a little extra cash and there will be a call probably from the government probably from President Trump probably from friends and neighbors to to hit the local stores hard so whenever we get the you know the green light consumers are going to come back with both kindness and gratitude in a big way because remember the small businesses didn't ask to close you know I'm there willing to do it for the for the good of the Republican because it's you know required but I think the people who who did well you know in other words the people who didn't lose their income and in this and actually maybe save some money I think they're gonna come back hard just just the moment it's safe and maybe it's not as simple as that maybe maybe phase one will be the small businesses can open but they've got a stagger customers and see people ten feet apart and stuff so there might be some other phase but there's a there's a whole lot of spending coming your way small businesses I'm just gonna be peppering my little town with as much business as I can and I think most people will do the same now here's a thought experiment I understand it's actually complicated for the government to give people money right it's sort of complicated because I guess there are lots of agencies involved and you know there's a big machinery of government at everything and so since we're in emergency I thought well how could you shortcut that what would be one way you could shortcut figuring out who to pay and how to pay and all that well it seems like one way would be just to give everybody money now you say to yourself well Scott that's not going to work because you know you you'd be giving rich people money and driving up the debt and they don't need it you know why don't you be a little smarter and figure out who deserves ed doesn't deserve it but here's the thought experiment part of it in normal times in a non-emergency time you would expect a lot of bad behavior so if somebody who didn't need the money and knew they didn't need the money got a check for a thousand dollars would they keep it well normal times they say yeah I paid a lot of taxes I'm just gonna keep it yay I got a thousand dollars but suppose the government says we don't have time to mess around everybody's gonna get a check for thousand dollars this is just the thought experiment nothing like this is gonna happen and I'm not I'm not really suggesting it but it's a thought experiment to help you feel the situation you know to read the room if you will how many rich people would keep the money in normal times probably quite a few they'd say hey I paid my taxes I'll take your thousand dollars thank you very much but suppose the government said we don't have time to sort this out if you get a check and you don't need it here's where to give it back you know here's your to give it to some agency or deposited somewhere sauna summer how many rich people would automatically without blinking and even people not rich and even people who are not even doing now well just say you know somebody else needs my thousand dollars I didn't earn it I'd rather I'd rather get this small business going so I'll go give this to my local restaurant or something how many people just wouldn't keep it I don't know it's an open question because whatever is happening now in the world and certainly you can feel it there's just something in the air that's connecting us all in a way that's that's never happened I think I think it would be like a 98 percent automatic compliance people would just look at themselves and say no I think somebody needs it more than I do boom I think it's just just a guess I don't think you know you can't really take a chance on that working but so maybe you couldn't um sort of it says if you're doing well pay it back or pay a forward or or something of that nature yeah how many of you know somebody or know somebody who knows somebody who actually has the coronavirus because let me warn you about what's coming in case you're not ready for this so aside from the obvious fact that there will be more infections the next few weeks are gonna get ugly there's no there's just no way around it but then maybe in two weeks or so you're gonna see some fairly dramatic flattening of the curve and then we'll be on top of it and wrestle it to ground I think it may take a while but I think two weeks is sort of where you should look at for a guaranteed it's getting worse you know but after that I think there's a reason to believe we might be able to be on top of it that's just my personal opinion there's nobody official said anything nearly that optimistic now below me let me suggest this if if you could imagine two hypothetical people who were trying to predict how things would go from the very beginning and one of them was an optimist about human ability and one was a pessimist who just said a this virus is gonna get us all which one of them would have been more right now the the pessimist would have been more right that had caught us off guard and oh man it's bad so that so the I won't say alarmist because they'd be right you're not an alarmist if you're right so the people who had a you know a dark opinion of what was coming turned out to be dead right all right but from the point that humanity organized it happened very quickly the smartest people are the ones who predict that we beat the expectations because any sense you know your common sense of how long things take is completely influenced by the normal world and we're not in it anymore we're just not in a world of friction we're not in a world where if you say I need this to battle the coronavirus whoever you're talking to says no in the real world you usually get no almost you know every time you if you're trying to sell and you get more noise than yeses so we went from a world of mostly no to almost overnight a world of mostly yes and how can I help and now that I've helped can I help you more and there's is there anything else I can do can I volunteer and I put some muscle into this can I put some money into it you've never seen anything like this it's remarkable I love to believe the some of this is permanent maybe some maybe a little bit maybe the memory of it and or at least for a generation it could shape us and I I'm something looking into the comments here so here's what I wanted to warn you about you can get a little sense of it in the comments you know the Kevin Bacon game where everybody is six degrees of separation from everybody else well the Kevin Bacon effect is gonna start hitting you hard so already I can tell you in my life you know I know somebody who knows somebody who got it and I know somebody who got it probably got it so already the Kevin Bacon affect us at me one once directly and one a couple of levels removed but you know close to close to home you're all going to be Kevin Bacon to death but but keep in mind that that this is a mathematical sort of illusion the whole reason the Kevin Bacon game is so fascinating is that your common sense doesn't tell you that you could be just a few jumps away from so many famous people etc and and that illusion is gonna be smacking us around for a couple weeks because you're gonna hear about people all the time that you have one or two or three jumps away from and it's good to start scary because that feels close but just keep in mind it's real easy to be a few levels away from somebody so it's sort of a objects appear you know objects in the mirror appear closer than they are situation so this is my warning it will feel a lot worse than it is for the next couple weeks but it will also be worse than it is so it's gonna be worse in terms of the number of people who have a problem with the virus there's also going to look worse than that so just adjust it in your mind to how much it actually is versus the how much it feels like it because you've heard of six Kevin Bacon people you know that they got it this week just that's just something's coming what is your thoughts on the Trump ubi you know I haven't looked at the details I'll look at them in the morning before I periscope but my understanding is he's getting praise from it's almost impossible even like barely comes out of my mouth but Ilan Omar I think didn't Presley praise him too for leadership and I think that has a whole lot to do with the fact that I think he went big right so here's something you know I don't want to be too political but I think it's always good if you can learn something right so so with the learning in mind let me talk about some things normally I just want to put the politics aside but if you can learn something that's that's worth it I don't think you can lose your reelection by going too hard at everything and the coronavirus so if if the best you know kindest most empathetic and smart people said I think we should give you know each person X amount the smartest thing for the president to do given remember nobody knows the right amount right there's nobody smart enough who knows that it's 1,000 or 2,000 or 1,500 don't nobody knows the right amount so there's a lot of judgment and guessing in that all right so within that I'm gonna have to go in a moment so within that judgment yeah damn it I forgot what I was going to say I was gonna say that you you don't really know what you're you know if your presidents doing a great job or not but here's some things that you can count on if the president exceeds why even the good people imagined was the right amount and I think that would have been a smart thing to do since nobody knows the right amount once the people the left have said darn it we've got to get $1,000 into everybody's hands and I don't know if this is what happened I'll check on this tomorrow but if the president said $1,000 try 3,000 I have no idea if those numbers are in close but the point is if the president went bigger then even the Democrats were asking that was exactly the right play right because nobody knows where to go nobody knows the right amount but if he goes smaller everybody's gonna blame you if you go bigger what's the worst that could happen if it doesn't work he's gonna say well I still wouldn't bigger than everybody said so it still looks like the smart move even if it doesn't work and if and and if you went small and it doesn't work well then you really look like you did everything wrong so the president has one smart play which just has the advantage of also being within the zone of what we imagine would be good for the country which is just go big just go hard and everything drop every regulation you can he's a he's a maniac and dropping regulations that's working that's working well removing friction I think he's he's adopted the right you know the the war general tone of this I think his optimism about how quickly would get back it's gonna be closer than anybody else's gasps yeah are you ready for that are you ready for you know I don't want to be over-optimistic and get people's hopes up but I feel like the person who is the most optimistic is also going to be the most right given what we've just learned in the last 48 hours about the depths of human or the heights I guess of human ingenuity what you have seen in the last just 48 hours is absolutely astounding in terms of what we what we learned what we figured out what we tried what we know what we can do what we can build and now it's a contest between the manufacturing might of the world and a virus who's duplicating itself viral who do you bet on I wouldn't bet against people we're pretty good at this all right uh turns out I didn't take any calls and I'm gonna have to go in a moment but I'll let you know what about the stock market so I don't make stock or financial advice except diversification but I'll make this comment what kind of investments are people likely to make once they feel they can put money back into the market what kind of investments will they do risky investments well some people will cuz their risky but what do you think well we did what do you think will be the the bias or the trend my guess is that the trend will be towards safety and at least within safety within the stocks world which means diversification which means funds like a like a fortune 500 fund so my prediction and this is not advice this is just a prediction of what other people are gonna do right my prediction is that the funds will do great gotta go my door - is here helping the local community talk to you later

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hey everybody how are you it's time for

a bonus edition of coffee who's got abs

without the coffee because it's not

coffee time it's bedtime

and why you need to drift off to sleep

there's a little bit more of me

apparently

I mean sound cently but here you are

here we are and I just wanted to remind

you that the finest minds in the

universe are working on solving your

coronavirus problem and I think we've

turned the corner not in terms of people

who get it or people who sadly pass it's

going to be a little more of that but

here's my prediction when we get on the

other end of this we are going to be

amazed now how well we did the things

that people are going to learn and

they're going to learn them pretty

quickly is that saying something should

have been done differently in the fog of

war not sure it's the thing what does

matter is whether you you quickly

correct and we've seen our government

and our citizens try try try and quickly

correct and the corrections have been

stunning I think the first try is the

first attitude the first guests the

first hunch the first the first instinct

it's sort of luck sort of guessing you

know in any situation somebody's you

always have a variety of opinions

somebody's gonna be right because you

have a variety if you have people to say

yes and people to say no well it's gonna

go one way or the other so I think we

should be generous with how things start

but

probably in the end we're going to be

very proud about how things end and by

the way I hope that you enjoy the fact

that I didn't do my second afternoon

periscope to conflict with Tucker

I think Tucker has has gone from you

know talk show host or whatever he calls

himself to national treasure and he's

one of the most productive people in the

business not just productive in terms of

producing content he does a lot of that

too but productive in terms of his

content makes a difference in a way that

it seems like other hosts you know wish

they could be doing so he was quite

impactful and has been quite a I think

quite a quite a patreon if I may say

especially with this coronavirus

coverage etc somebody says is my brother

Mike here Mike

are you here your brother's looking for

you well la is locked down yes how many

of you I almost hate to ask this but how

many of you are enjoying the lockdown be

honest because it's a weird kind of

emergency you know nobody enjoyed you

know World War two you probably

everybody was affected in such a bad way

that nobody ever had a good day for a

long time but the weird thing about this

is being forced to stay home and work

less and and eat the food they hoarded

it's not the worst thing in the world

you know I actually thought it would be

a lot worse than it is but largely

because I I decided that part of my

objective for the lockdown is that I

would work on my fitness and and that's

been really real

really good I feel healthier than I

think I've felt in years and it's

because I've made my fitness my job you

know it's one thing to say well you know

I got my priorities and I'm trying I'm

gonna try to work in a little you know

eating right and exercising and stuff

that's most people's normal attitude but

as soon as this coronavirus look like

the real thing I said to myself well I'm

not gonna go easy

if the coronavirus is coming for me I'm

not gonna make it easy yeah I'm gonna be

so you know immunity hardened by my own

actions I'm first of all I'm gonna feel

a sense of you know doing something and

and we humans need to do something you

know if if you're if you're in a bad

situation the most the best thing you

can do is find something that's

productive they can do it's the doing

that that makes you feel better

so anyway somebody says I missed the

stores and restaurants and bars you know

there's never been anything quite like

well we're experiencing just nothing

like it certainly if you lived through

9/11 you know you saw the country you

know come together as one but the weird

part about that is that by the time we

came together the damage was done you

know there was still a war that we can

debate forever two wars that we can

debate forever but it wasn't quite this

we've never seen the problem coming

toward us from you know well now it's a

it's a close quarters fight at this

point but we've never all focused on

solving this problem the entire world

simultaneous a once and no matter how

many times I say that I feel like I he'd

need to keep pointing that out because

this is one of the most remarkable

experiences in humanity I mean there's

there's a nonzero chance that's on the

other end of this we can turn the next

pandemic into a you know two weeks of

home vacation because to think about

much we were learning from this pandemic

let me really think about it all the

things we've learned because a lot of

these these meds have such you know high

chances of working that even if you know

one of the ones that they're talking

about isn't the one you still got

several of them they look pretty

promising and several vaccinations and

we've got detection kits you know a year

from now our ability to to instantly

ramp up ventilators and detection kits

and set up roadblocks and you know shut

down the public and say what two-week

vacation everybody send out some checks

you know we're gonna have a little a

little framework built after this so

that the next pandemic and apparently

the experts say you're always gonna get

one the next one could turn out to be a

lot closer to the common cold if we're

as smart as we can be about you know

detecting and nipping it in the bud so

that's good news I'll tell you one thing

that I'm feeling at this point you know

in the optimistic case our government

and our public can keep our small

businesses hanging on in it's really a

case of hanging on because you know I'm

pretty committed and I'm sure there are

other people who didn't lose their

income during this time you know their

number of people won't lose their income

and for them they have a lot of pent up

spending and you know not just because

they they want to get back in there but

because they'll actually literally have

more money you know one of the weird

things about this is that you know I'm

not spending as much money as they would

I think most people that would be the

same so a lot of people are gonna have a

little extra cash and there will be a

call probably from the government

probably from President Trump probably

from friends and neighbors to to hit the

local stores hard so whenever we get the

you know the green light consumers are

going to come back

with both kindness and gratitude in a

big way because remember the small

businesses didn't ask to close you know

I'm there willing to do it for the for

the good of the Republican because it's

you know required but I think the people

who who did well you know in other words

the people who didn't lose their income

and in this and actually maybe save some

money I think they're gonna come back

hard just just the moment it's safe and

maybe it's not as simple as that maybe

maybe phase one will be the small

businesses can open but they've got a

stagger customers and see people ten

feet apart and stuff so there might be

some other phase but there's a there's a

whole lot of spending coming your way

small businesses I'm just gonna be

peppering my little town with as much

business as I can and I think most

people will do the same now here's a

thought experiment

I understand it's actually complicated

for the government to give people money

right it's sort of complicated because I

guess there are lots of agencies

involved and you know there's a big

machinery of government at everything

and so since we're in emergency I

thought well how could you shortcut that

what would be one way you could shortcut

figuring out who to pay and how to pay

and all that well it seems like one way

would be just to give everybody money

now you say to yourself well Scott

that's not going to work because you

know you you'd be giving rich people

money and driving up the debt and they

don't need it you know why don't you be

a little smarter and figure out who

deserves ed doesn't deserve it but

here's the thought experiment part of it

in normal times in a non-emergency time

you would expect a lot of bad behavior

so if somebody who didn't need the money

and knew they didn't need the money

got a check for a thousand dollars would

they keep it well normal times they say

yeah I paid a lot of taxes I'm just

gonna keep it yay

I got a thousand dollars but suppose the

government says we don't have time to

mess around everybody's gonna get a

check for

thousand dollars this is just the

thought experiment nothing like this is

gonna happen and I'm not I'm not really

suggesting it but it's a thought

experiment to help you feel the

situation you know to read the room if

you will

how many rich people would keep the

money in normal times probably quite a

few they'd say hey I paid my taxes I'll

take your thousand dollars thank you

very much but suppose the government

said we don't have time to sort this out

if you get a check and you don't need it

here's where to give it back you know

here's your to give it to some agency or

deposited somewhere sauna summer how

many rich people would automatically

without blinking and even people not

rich and even people who are not even

doing now well just say you know

somebody else needs my thousand dollars

I didn't earn it I'd rather I'd rather

get this small business going so I'll go

give this to my local restaurant or

something how many people just wouldn't

keep it I don't know it's an open

question because whatever is happening

now in the world and certainly you can

feel it there's just something in the

air that's connecting us all in a way

that's that's never happened I think I

think it would be like a 98 percent

automatic compliance people would just

look at themselves and say no I think

somebody needs it more than I do

boom I think it's just just a guess I

don't think you know you can't really

take a chance on that working but so

maybe you couldn't um sort of it says if

you're doing well

pay it back or pay a forward or or

something of that nature yeah

how many of you know somebody or know

somebody who knows somebody who actually

has the coronavirus because let me warn

you about what's coming in case you're

not ready for this

so aside from the obvious fact that

there will be more infections the next

few weeks are gonna get ugly there's no

there's just no way around it

but then maybe in two weeks or so you're

gonna see some fairly dramatic

flattening of the curve and then we'll

be on top of it and wrestle it to ground

I think it may take a while

but I think two weeks is sort of where

you should look at for a guaranteed it's

getting worse you know but after that I

think there's a reason to believe we

might be able to be on top of it that's

just my personal opinion there's nobody

official said anything nearly that

optimistic now below me let me suggest

this if if you could imagine two

hypothetical people who were trying to

predict how things would go from the

very beginning and one of them was an

optimist about human ability and one was

a pessimist who just said a this virus

is gonna get us all which one of them

would have been more right now the the

pessimist would have been more right

that had caught us off guard and oh man

it's bad so that so the I won't say

alarmist because they'd be right you're

not an alarmist if you're right so the

people who had a you know a dark opinion

of what was coming

turned out to be dead right all right

but from the point that humanity

organized it happened very quickly the

smartest people are the ones who predict

that we beat the expectations because

any sense you know your common sense of

how long things take is completely

influenced by the normal world and we're

not in it anymore we're just not in a

world of friction we're not in a world

where if you say I need this to battle

the coronavirus whoever you're talking

to says no in the real world you usually

get no almost you know every time you if

you're trying to sell and you get more

noise than yeses so we went from a world

of mostly no to almost overnight a world

of mostly yes and how can I help and now

that I've helped can I help you more and

there's is there anything else I can do

can I volunteer and I put some muscle

into this can I put some money into it

you've never seen anything like this

it's remarkable I love to believe the

some of this is permanent maybe some

maybe a little bit maybe the memory of

it and or at least for a generation it

could shape us and I I'm something

looking into the comments here so here's

what I wanted to warn you about you can

get a little sense of it in the comments

you know the Kevin Bacon game where

everybody is six degrees of separation

from everybody else

well the Kevin Bacon effect is gonna

start hitting you hard so already I can

tell you in my life you know I know

somebody who knows somebody who got it

and I know somebody who got it

probably got it so already the Kevin

Bacon affect us at me one once directly

and one a couple of levels removed but

you know close to close to home you're

all going to be Kevin Bacon to death but

but keep in mind that that this is a

mathematical sort of illusion the whole

reason the Kevin Bacon game is so

fascinating is that your common sense

doesn't tell you that you could be just

a few jumps away from so many famous

people etc and and that illusion is

gonna be smacking us around for a couple

weeks because you're gonna hear about

people all the time that you have one or

two or three jumps away from and it's

good to start scary because that feels

close but just keep in mind it's real

easy to be a few levels away from

somebody so it's sort of a objects

appear you know objects in the mirror

appear closer than they are situation so

this is my warning

it will feel a lot worse than it is for

the next couple weeks but it will also

be worse than it is so it's gonna be

worse in terms of the number of people

who have a problem with the virus

there's also going to look worse than

that so just adjust it in your mind to

how much it actually is versus the how

much it feels like it because you've

heard of six Kevin Bacon people you know

that they got it this week

just that's just something's coming what

is your thoughts on the Trump ubi you

know I haven't looked at the details

I'll look at them in the morning before

I periscope but my understanding is he's

getting praise from it's almost

impossible even like barely comes out of

my mouth but Ilan Omar I think didn't

Presley praise him too for leadership

and I think that has a whole lot to do

with the fact that I think he went big

right so here's something you know I

don't want to be too political but I

think it's always good if you can learn

something right so so with the learning

in mind let me talk about some things

normally I just want to put the politics

aside but if you can learn something

that's that's worth it I don't think you

can lose your reelection by going too

hard at everything and the coronavirus

so if if the best you know kindest most

empathetic and smart people said I think

we should give you know each person X

amount the smartest thing for the

president to do given remember nobody

knows the right amount right there's

nobody smart enough who knows that it's

1,000 or 2,000 or 1,500 don't nobody

knows the right amount so there's a lot

of judgment and guessing in that all

right so within that I'm gonna have to

go in a moment so within that judgment

yeah damn it I forgot what I was going

to say I was gonna say that you you

don't really know what you're you know

if your presidents doing a great job or

not but here's some things that you can

count on if the president exceeds why

even the good people imagined was the

right amount and I think that would have

been a smart thing to do

since nobody knows the right amount once

the people

the left have said darn it we've got to

get $1,000 into everybody's hands and I

don't know if this is what happened I'll

check on this tomorrow but if the

president said $1,000 try 3,000 I have

no idea if those numbers are in close

but the point is if the president went

bigger then even the Democrats were

asking that was exactly the right play

right because nobody knows where to go

nobody knows the right amount but if he

goes smaller everybody's gonna blame you

if you go bigger what's the worst that

could happen if it doesn't work he's

gonna say well I still wouldn't bigger

than everybody said so it still looks

like the smart move even if it doesn't

work and if and and if you went small

and it doesn't work well then you really

look like you did everything wrong so

the president has one smart play which

just has the advantage of also being

within the zone of what we imagine would

be good for the country which is just go

big just go hard and everything drop

every regulation you can he's a he's a

maniac and dropping regulations that's

working that's working well removing

friction I think he's he's adopted the

right you know the the war general tone

of this I think his optimism about how

quickly would get back it's gonna be

closer than anybody else's gasps yeah

are you ready for that are you ready for

you know I don't want to be

over-optimistic and get people's hopes

up but I feel like the person who is the

most optimistic is also going to be the

most right given what we've just learned

in the last 48 hours about the depths of

human or the heights I guess of human

ingenuity what you have seen in the last

just 48 hours is absolutely astounding

in terms of what we what we learned what

we figured out what we tried what we

know what we can do what we can build

and now it's a contest between the

manufacturing might of the world and a

virus who's duplicating itself viral

who do you bet on I wouldn't bet against

people we're pretty good at this all

right uh turns out I didn't take any

calls and I'm gonna have to go in a

moment

but I'll let you know what about the

stock market so I don't make stock or

financial advice except diversification

but I'll make this comment what kind of

investments are people likely to make

once they feel they can put money back

into the market what kind of investments

will they do risky investments well some

people will cuz their risky but what do

you think well we did what do you think

will be the the bias or the trend my

guess is that the trend will be towards

safety and at least within safety within

the stocks world which means

diversification which means funds like a

like a fortune 500 fund so my prediction

and this is not advice this is just a

prediction of what other people are

gonna do right my prediction is that the

funds will do great gotta go my door -

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